Physics Limericks and Jokes

> Physics saves lives
>
> One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated
> concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have
> to learn this pointless information."
>
> "To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the
> lecture.
>
> A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does
> physics save lives?" he persisted.
>
> "It keeps the ignoramuses like you out of medical school," replied the
> professor.
>
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> See You at Work
> by Steve Langer
>
> The chairman of AT&T
> Said, "Your graduate physics degree
> Is not worth a - penny,
> Of your kind we've too many.
> Perhaps you can program in C?"
>
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> On What's New and True
> author unknown
>
> A certain Phys Rev referee
> Considers all papers with glee:
> "What's new is not true,
> And what's true is not new,
> Unless it was written by me."
>
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> Quark-Dork Symmetry Group
> by Kay R. Devicci�
>
> When we physicists talk about quarks,
> And "sleptons," "sneutronos," and "squarks,"
> We shouldn't be stunned
> When the Congress won't fund
> Our big projects - they think that we're dorks!
>
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